Ignorant Jays Fan Free Agent Mad Science

What if the Jays were to get their hands on a good defense/decent offense 2B in the off season through free agency or other means (Orlando Hudson maybe, although I'm partial to Iwamura because he's been putting up good numbers in the AL East) and moved them to 3B, or even more diabolically kept them at 2B and moved Hill to 3B! Muwahahaha! Then keep Scutaro, add Abreu to play RF and get a good DH (still on my Damon/Matsui kick), move Lind to 1B, play snider in LF, trade Overbay, Encarnacion and some pitching for something else that's required (closer). And if Wells can find his way back to .800+ OPS. Eggsellent!!! (taps fingertips together in knowledge he loves it when a plan comes together)