Thursday, March 18, 2010

Non-Sports Rant: New Moon is like watching paint dry while you have your brain pulled out of your nose

My wife is forcing me to watch this gay vampire movie

50 minutes in and still absolutely nothing has happened

there was a werewolf in a commercial i could not avoid, i believe that was a lie

the hot chick in leather body suit quotient is also very low

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